1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,079 I can't keep up, May. Are you eating gluten or you're not eating gluten? 2 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,719 It's oats. It's no gluten. 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,799 No gluten. 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,520 I wake up with Today! 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,519 It's for you. 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,079 Yeah, it's my phone. Right? 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,319 Hello? Yeah, George, I know. 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:27,279 You texted me last night. OK. I'll see you at work. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,119 Hey, Graham. 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,439 You know, if you want to win money, you got to register for that thing. 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,119 - They don't just ring random numbers. - Really? 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,839 - Yeah. - Well, that's a waste of two years. 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,599 Well, what about that other show, the... the Cash Cow? How's that work? 14 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,519 Oh, I think the cow just comes to your house with a big bag of money. 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,119 - Is that right? - No, May, I'm kidding. 16 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,799 Come on! Oh, get out! 17 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,320 - See ya later, guys. See ya, Artie. - Bye. 18 00:00:53,461 --> 00:00:56,132 Fisk - S01E06 Honour Thy Father 19 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:58,703 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,199 Helen! Cake in the meeting room at 11. 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,759 Yeah, I know. You called me. And texted. 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,759 And invited me to the Facebook event 'Cake at 11'. 23 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,319 - I'm excited. I got a mud cake. - Boo. Mud cake. 24 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,039 So overrated. Why didn't you get a fruitcake? 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,279 We're not in an old people's home, Helen. 26 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,840 Rude. 27 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,079 Oh. Morning, Helen. 28 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,079 - Morning, Roz. - Cake at 11 in the meeting room. 29 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,319 - Big announcement. - Yep. George told me. 30 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,719 - Hope you like mud cake. - Nope. Too wet. 31 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,879 - It's like it's not cooked properly. - What's that, now? 32 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:40,439 I said, "Yep. Yummy. Cannot wait. Mmm! Delicious." 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,000 My God, she's like a bat. 34 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,362 There we go. There's an English breakfast. 35 00:01:49,363 --> 00:01:52,559 Alrighty! Phil! Let's make a will. Go. 36 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,799 I want to be very prescriptive. I don't want any fighting. 37 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,119 Good idea. Sensible. 38 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,999 So, shall we start with the fitted sheet sets? 39 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,320 Yeah. 40 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,479 I'm sorry. Yep. You're serious. OK. Sure. 41 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,079 "Fitted sheet set." 42 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,280 Who's the lucky recipient? 43 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,000 Forks. 44 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,639 Uh... uh, yes. 45 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,879 That's the linen cupboard complete. 46 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,799 - Well done us. - Mmm! 47 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,439 Shall we move on to the kitchen drawers? 48 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,119 - Mmm? - Oh! We could... 49 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,359 The problem is, coming up to 11, I'm afraid, Phil. 50 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,279 Oh, really? Is that the hour gone already? 51 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,239 - Mmm. - There's just so much to get through! 52 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,319 Oh. Should we schedule another meet? 53 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,599 We could, or... I've had an idea. Grab your stuff. 54 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,959 Oh. 55 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,439 Here's what I'm thinking. 56 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,999 How about you give me that little book of yours, 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,159 I work from that, and I give you a call when it's all done? 58 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,479 - What do you reckon? - You might miss something. 59 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,879 Oh, no, I won't. Come on. Give me the book. And then you pay a flat fee. 60 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,519 Otherwise I've got to charge you by the hour. 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,079 Just... Phil, just let me... 62 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,119 OK. I've got half now, so you may as well give me the other half. 63 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,679 And I'll tell you what, you are gonna thank me for that, 64 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,239 so why don't you get out there, enjoy all that extra time, 65 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,879 and money, I just saved you? 66 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,359 You're welcome, Phil. 67 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,639 Yeah, I'm coming, Roz. Jesus. I know. 68 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,520 Cake at 11. 69 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,039 Finally! Ta-da! 70 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,919 Mud cake! Well done, George. Great work, Georgie! 71 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,119 - I'll plate up. - Alright. 72 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,279 Very exciting news. 73 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:28,199 We have been nominated for a Local Business Award. 74 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,759 Great stuff. 75 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,719 I really want to win this one, guys. 76 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,239 Roz is back on deck next month, and an award 77 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,879 would really help get the stink of her suspension off us. 78 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,359 We've bought a table for the awards dinner. 79 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,359 - And, uh, partners are welcome. - As are famous fathers. 80 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,239 I'm looking at you, Fisk. Wouldn't that stick it up the competition? 81 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,999 Supreme Court judge on the Gruber table. 82 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,439 - Can I bring someone? - Yes. Bring your girlfriend. 83 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,039 Or your boyfriend. Which is it, George? 84 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,519 - Ray, you can't ask that. - Why not? 85 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,519 You can. I'm pansexual. 86 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,479 Good! Great! 87 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,679 See? It's fine - Mmm. 88 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,159 - Alright. You bring your dad. - And you can bring Pan. 89 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,479 Let's win this one, guys. Come on, Team Gruber! 90 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,079 - Team Gruber! - Yes! 91 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,439 Team Gruber! Hey, no, you two. 92 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,479 Mmm. Sit down. 93 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,439 Now, judging is done by anonymous visit. 94 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,839 It could be anyone at any time. 95 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,959 And I want game faces on 24/7, please. 96 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,799 Oh. It's just jokes, Roz. 97 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,279 I was having fun with mud cake. 98 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,079 Thought you didn't like mud cake, Helen. 99 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,759 Well, it's still cake. I'll eat it. I mean, God. 100 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,399 Hey, is Roz really not suspended anymore? 101 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 Oh, I don't know. 102 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,599 OK, Petro, go. Talk. What do you need? What can I do for you? 103 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,159 I believe I'm the illegitimate son of Georgios Papadakis. 104 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,359 - The newsreader? - The beloved voice of the nation. 105 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,279 Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 106 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,519 A loss made all the more tragic by the fact that I never met him. 107 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,559 Did you not just say you're his son? 108 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,959 - I believe that I am. - Ah. OK. 109 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,799 So, by any chance, would you be here 110 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,999 to make a claim on the Papadakis estate? 111 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,719 This is not about the money. 112 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,319 I just want to be acknowledged as part of the family. 113 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,479 Right. Do you have any proof you're related? 114 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,919 Paperwork? A birth certificate? 115 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,919 I have this. 116 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,239 This is a restraining order that says you are not allowed 117 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,359 within 50 metres of any member of the Papadakis family. 118 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,679 That's correct. It's upsetting for them. 119 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,879 I think because I remind them so much of Papa Georgios. 120 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,399 It says here it's because you jumped into the grave at the funeral. 121 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,079 Please. Untrue. 122 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,799 They asked that family members step forward 123 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,359 and throw some dirt into the hole. 124 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,839 - You mean the grave. - Yes. 125 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,759 But when I stepped forward, Yiayia Papadakis, 126 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:38,399 she screamed and pushed me, like this, and I fell into the hole. 127 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,959 - Grave. - Yes. 128 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,519 So you don't want money? 129 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,999 No. 130 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,839 Uh, well, I don't NOT want money. 131 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,719 What makes you think you're related? 132 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,959 Look at me. 133 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,999 Now look at him. 134 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,559 What do you see? 135 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,759 The future if I don't stay on top of my waxing. 136 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,959 I can't believe I never got to meet him. 137 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,799 Have you met your father, Helen? 138 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,959 Yes. Many times. 139 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,999 - Do you cherish that relationship? - Cherish? 140 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,759 Oh... we text a lot. 141 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,599 But do you tell him that you love him and cherish him? 142 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,079 I always send him a thumbs up or sometimes clapping hands. 143 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,960 Do you know, I think the best thing to do in this case is a DNA test. 144 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,039 OK? 145 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,399 - OK. - OK. 146 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,000 I assume you will leave the room. 147 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,839 That would definitely make me more comfortable. 148 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,239 What? 149 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,559 Uh, is there a, uh, receptacle? 150 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,559 No. We're not doing it now! 151 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,039 And... and we're not gonna do it from there! Jesus! 152 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,439 The first thing I have to do is contact the Papadakis family. 153 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,079 Please... 154 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,239 ...tell them I love 'em. 155 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,359 Yeah. I will send them a thumbs up. 156 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,039 It's not the whole recipe, 'cause Mum won't tell me 157 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,719 everything that's in the marinade. 158 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,039 Georgios Papadakis! 159 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,199 My mum's favourite newsreader! 160 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,279 - Do you mind? - Oh, I would be honoured. 161 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,359 Oh, this is outrageous. 162 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,159 Hang on a sec. 163 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,200 Didn't you die? 164 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,879 Raymond, do you have a minute? 165 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,399 Make it quick, Roz. 166 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,039 With my reinstatement pending, what is the plan vis-a-vis Helen? 167 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,119 - Staying? Going? Thoughts? - Yeah. 168 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,759 I am touching cloth here, Rozzie. Put a pin in that. 169 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,680 We'll talk about it later. 170 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,919 Are you ready for me, Roz? 171 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,399 Helen! Good. 172 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,559 Yep. Come, come. 173 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,039 I need to talk to you about the judging criteria for the awards, 174 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,759 specifically appearance. 175 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,679 Oh, OK. Yep. Good. Sure. 176 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:47,239 This one brown suit of yours you're so attached to. 177 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,959 No, it's not one suit. I've got three of these, all the same. 178 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,959 - Good God, why? - It's just easier. 179 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,279 Who can be bothered deciding what to wear every morning? 180 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:58,639 Why is it so baggy? Did you use to be fuller-figured? Plus-size? 181 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,119 - Saying did I use to be fat? - No. 182 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,039 I'm just wondering, Helen, if you could, just for once, 183 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,519 be a team player. 184 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,519 Maybe you could jazz it up or get it taken in. 185 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:12,599 What about if I wore something loose but more fashionable? 186 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,519 Don't you dare turn up here wearing a caftan, Helen. 187 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,679 OK. And in your mind, is a caftan the same as a muumuu? 188 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,479 OK. 189 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,599 - Muumuu's a no-no. - Got it. 190 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,080 No muumuu. 191 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,159 10 more seconds, Judge. Stay with it. 192 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,359 Can you go the distance, J-dog? I know you can. 193 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,919 In three, two, a... 194 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,439 ...and one. 195 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,759 Step down. Shake it off. Good job, guys. Well done. 196 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,679 Sorry, Viktor. I'm a bit early. 197 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:54,479 - Oh, Christ, Dad. Are you alright? - Yes, yes. 198 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:58,799 All well. I just need to, um, shower off and... towel down. 199 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,839 It's just the after-shakes. It's good. Means it's working. 200 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,239 - Right. Yeah. Ooh. - Same time next week, guys? 201 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,879 - Yes, lovely. Thanks, Blayden. - Yes. Perfect. 202 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,119 You know, actually, I might pop upstairs for a shower too, I think. 203 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,759 - Not together, Tip. - Oh, don't be silly. 204 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:17,199 Hey! Blayden Tork, T-O-R-K, Torking Fitness. 205 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,879 - What's your FOC, Helen? - My what, sorry? 206 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,559 Uh, FOC, fitness of choice. What's your fitness of choice? 207 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,839 Oh! Um, I walk my dog every day, so... yeah. 208 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,599 And for fitness? 209 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,079 Um... 210 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,079 ...when I'm walking my dog, 211 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,639 sometimes if I remember, I clench... 212 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,319 ...clench my bum, so, um... 213 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,119 ...so, yeah, clench walking is my FOC, yeah. 214 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,479 Mm-hm. How about a quick shake on the Vibratron? Get your buzz on. 215 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,840 - Mmm. - Yeah. 216 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,039 - Can you feel the fat melting? - Um... 217 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,399 Ooh. I can definitely feel it wobbling. 218 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,719 Um! Oh. Egg? 219 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,959 Nah, man. I'm good, thanks. 220 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,279 Blayden Blast protein powder. Free sample. 221 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,479 No. 222 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,679 OK. 223 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:05,999 How long before I'm, like, thin or whatever? 224 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,599 - Keep going. - OK. 225 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,719 Sorry, what? 226 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,599 I said, I had a bit of a weird day! 227 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,439 I think my job is under review. 228 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,999 Uh, Tip. Tip. 229 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,639 Sorry. 230 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,599 - What was that, Helen? - I think my job's under review. 231 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,559 I don't know if they're gonna keep me on. 232 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,119 Well, I guess you'd better make yourself indispensable. 233 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,519 Mmm! Not a good time to be unemployed, Helen. 234 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,719 Yeah, I know that. Thanks, Viktor. 235 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,719 Not for you. You're driving. 236 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,799 Is there anything I can do? 237 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,279 Yes. 238 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,839 Could you please come to the Business Awards night? 239 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,839 My boss would love it if you sat at our table. He would love it. 240 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,679 - Of course! - Oh, Helen, don't be silly. 241 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,359 - We'd love to. - Really? 242 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,040 Thanks, Dad. 243 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,239 You know, I don't say it enough, but I... I really... 244 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,039 ...I cherish you, Dad. 245 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,879 What? You what him? 246 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,319 I cher... I cherish him. 247 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,159 - That's an odd thing to say. - Is it? 248 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,479 - Do you need money? - No! I'm being warm and loving. 249 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,959 Aren't I? 250 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,440 It's just making everyone feel uncomfortable. 251 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,880 Let's eat. 252 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,680 OK. 253 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,479 I need something smart, like maybe a nice shirt or... 254 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,879 Oh, just help yourself. What's mine is yours. 255 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,639 OK. Ooh. OK. 256 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,959 Did you find something to wear? 257 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,679 I've got that exact same shirt. 258 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:35,359 - No, I did not. - OK. 259 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,119 These are some of my old work suits. 260 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,719 So why don't you see if one of those fits? 261 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,439 Thanks, May. Great. 262 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,360 Ooh. Alright. 263 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,359 Webmaster! I've come jazzy. What do you think? 264 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,919 - Nice badge. - Yeah. It's covering the airline logo. 265 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,999 I'm actually wearing my aunt's old flight attendant uniform. 266 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,279 Now, I've come up with a plan about how we can get a DNA sample 267 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,319 from Thomas Papadakis. 268 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,399 Ooh! Me too. 269 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,879 We tempt him with a delicious glass of Scotch. 270 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,759 And then we sit back and laugh as he leaves his DNA all over it. 271 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,719 Yeah. I thought I could just ask him to do a DNA test. 272 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,879 Oh. There's the angry tapper. 273 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,519 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 274 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,799 Thank you. Morning. 275 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,399 Come and give me a hand, you two. 276 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,999 Now... from today, 277 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,479 I want every potential mystery judge to get a goodie bag. 278 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,759 - Ooh! Someone say goodie bags? - Hey, Ray. 279 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,199 - Let's have a look. - Good news for you. 280 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,759 Guess who's coming to the Business Awards. 281 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,159 - My dad. - Yes! Well done, Fisk. 282 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,759 What have YOU come as, Fisk? Is that a Rex Airlines uniform? 283 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,319 - I'm being a team player. - You're being a bit silly. 284 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,159 Look. Squishy gavel. 285 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,440 Ooh! In the tum-tum. 286 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,479 Mr Papadakis. Helen Tudor-Fisk. 287 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,959 Thank you very much for coming in. 288 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,879 I realise this is a difficult time and I am sorry for your loss. 289 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,199 Goodie bag? 290 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,679 Can I just give you a DNA sample and get out of here? 291 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,759 - That's what you want, right? - Wow. Yep. That was easy. 292 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,439 Thing is, my client, Petro Andarakis, he believes... 293 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,319 Yeah, yeah. I know what that nutjob believes. 294 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,439 What do you need? Hair? Pubes? 295 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,919 What? No. I really don't need pubes. 296 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,799 Not sure why everyone thinks DNA has to come from your pants. It doesn't. 297 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,719 All I need is a couple of these swabs, run that round your mouth 298 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,679 and then pop it back into the tube. 299 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,799 OK. And then... 300 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,759 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 301 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,799 OK. Or I could pop it back in for you. 302 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,439 - What's he doing here? - Oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Crap. 303 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,559 - You can't be here. - Yassou, brother! 304 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,279 - No. - Helen told me you might come in. 305 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,119 And I know it's against the rules. I'm not your brother. 306 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,919 Seriously, what's wrong with this guy? 307 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,559 You need to leave, and you should sit back down. We're not finished. 308 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,759 - I just need one more swab from you. - Get out of my way, Ms Tudor-Fisk. 309 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,879 I've bloody had it with this guy. I'm warning you, mate. 310 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,559 Do you see? We're like two peas in a pod. 311 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,479 - The fiery temper runs in the family. - I'm not related to you! 312 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,319 When will you get that in your thick skull?! 313 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,639 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Don't touch him. Don't grab him! 314 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,359 Does this look like 50 metres to you? 315 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,199 Take a photo of this. I want evidence for the cops. 316 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,159 - Please, Helen, take a picture. - Hey, hey, George. Give me a hand. 317 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,839 Sorry, Helen. I'm not really a fighter. 318 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,359 No, Thomas. No. 319 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,479 Thomas! No! 320 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,079 Helen, I'm so sorry. No. 321 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,039 Brother, we need to talk! I want to explain about the funeral debacle. 322 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,719 Uh, please come back later, when the real staff are here. 323 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,360 We're just temp staff who work at lunchtime. 324 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,319 What was that? 325 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,080 Just covering us in case that was the mystery shopper. 326 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,298 Welcome, sir. May I offer you a goodie bag? 327 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:37,019 Stand down, George. He's not the mystery shopper. I guarantee it. 328 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,619 - Hey, Blayden. - Hey. 329 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:43,339 You're stretching? Heels and glutes into the floor. Push it down. 330 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,019 Your dad said you needed to bring in some new business. 331 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:49,099 - So I'm here to get my will done. - Oh. Good on Dad. OK. 332 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,939 Well, it's a $500 flat fee... 333 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,419 500 bucks?! ..for that, yep. 334 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,899 Jesus! Are you serious? Yeah. 335 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,419 That's what one of my signature Vibratrons cost. 336 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:59,099 How can a piece of paper be worth the same 337 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,179 as a high-end piece of wellness apparatus? 338 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,739 Uh, it's fairly standard. 339 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,099 - In fact, it's pretty cheap. - Yeah. All good. 340 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,139 Sorry. I think I just need a snack. 341 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,019 - I worked out pretty hard today. - Mm-hm. 342 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,619 - You don't have a can of tuna on you? - Uh, no. 343 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,539 - I don't usually carry a... - Salmon. 344 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,539 - No. - Some almonds? A protein ball? 345 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,419 I might... I might have a lozenge. Would that be...? 346 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:21,179 - A protein lozenge? - No, I don't think that's a thing. 347 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:23,299 Uh... oh! Ooh, ooh! Hey. 348 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,779 - Hey! - Look what I've got. 349 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:27,300 - Blayden Blast. There you go. - Blayden Blast. Hey. 350 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,619 Uh, uh, uh, mmm. 351 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,299 Ugh! 352 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,059 That is the equivalent of three skinless chicken breasts 353 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,539 and one egg white. 354 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,019 Ooh. All the tasteless white bits. 355 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,139 - Delicious. - Mm-hm. 356 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,700 I always thought you put it into the water. 357 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:55,299 Alright. So the suit's been altered. Now just got to add some jazz. 358 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,739 The awards are tonight, so... 359 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:01,259 ...I do still need to find something to wear today. 360 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,460 May! Have you seen my grey pants? 361 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,859 - Hey, Webmaster. - Hey, you look nice. 362 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,739 - Thank you. - Bit late, though, don't you reckon? 363 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,939 Oh, mate, after yesterday, we're fucked. 364 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,859 That's our new slogan, is it? 365 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,419 "Welcome to Gruber and Associates. We're fucked." 366 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:25,660 I mean, what if I'd been the mystery judge? 367 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,819 How did she even hear that? Is she bionic? 368 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,539 - Heard that! - Oh. 369 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,020 Come on! 370 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,420 Mmm. 371 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,219 Alrighty, Phil, that's for you. 372 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,739 Repaired it. You'll never even notice. 373 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,859 In case you do, just to show no hard feelings, that's for you too. 374 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:53,339 Now, while I'm dealing things out, let's get you signing. 375 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:56,539 Okey-doke. There we go. That's a lot of paperwork! 376 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,379 Well, you had a lot of instructions, Phil. 377 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,259 - What's all this going to cost? - It must have taken hours! 378 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,739 - Told you, flat fee. - Do you mind if I read it? 379 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:06,299 Yeah, be illegal if you didn't, but do you mind if I stand up for a bit? 380 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:11,059 'Cause... oi... I'm wearing old pants and they are tight. 381 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,419 Oh, did you include the potato masher? 382 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:14,939 Check the index. 383 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,699 I added one at the back, in case you need to cross-check or reference. 384 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,739 I'm just gonna... sit here. 385 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,059 Oh! How are your pants, Phil? 386 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,739 That's better. Oh, I wear mine quite loose. 387 00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:26,339 - I... I like sitting. - I... I like to be comfortable. 388 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:29,979 Yep. I hear you. These used to fit me, before the divorce. 389 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:32,819 - Mmm? - Before I started eating my feelings. 390 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,299 - Hm. - You know how it is. 391 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,459 Hm. 392 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,819 Ooh! My hibachi's here. 393 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:43,339 - Delivery for Fisk. Your name? - Ray. 394 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:46,099 Ray Gruber. 395 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:52,059 "Services rendered"? What's that about? 396 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:59,059 Nah, I don't like it. It's rattling my skeleton. 397 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,299 Here, let me have a go. You bringing anyone to the awards? 398 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,179 Yeah. My grandma. She loves to dress up. 399 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,059 You wait till you see what I'm wearing. 400 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:10,339 Oh, Roz, Roz! Come and have a go on the Team Gruber Vibratron. Whoo! 401 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,379 Yes, I heard about your dodgy contra deal. 402 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,779 You do realise we can get fined for that sort of thing, 403 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,299 taking payments under the table? 404 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,099 No, it's fine. It's worth 500 bucks. 405 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,739 So I'm gonna pay for it then gift it to the office. 406 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:23,459 It does feel weird, but then you get used to it and it's quite, like... 407 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,659 - What did I say? - What? 408 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,979 I said best behaviour from everyone. 409 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,459 I asked you to dress nicely 410 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,539 and then you turn up in fancy dress as an air hostess. 411 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:37,059 - What about today? I look really nice! - Too little, too late. 412 00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,739 Apparently, there was a fistfight in reception the other day? 413 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,219 You don't know... who told you... 414 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,699 Oh! That wasn't my fault. 415 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,179 - Fisticuffs! - My God, Helen. 416 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,659 And then there was the salty language 417 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,619 and the rolling around on the floor in front of a client. 418 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,379 Well, these pants are really tight. 419 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,739 I said to Raymond from the start you were not a good fit, 420 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,619 and if we lose this award because of you, 421 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,099 I'm going to take this stupid vibrator... 422 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,819 - Excuse me, Roz. - ..and I'm going to stick it where... 423 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:00,539 A courier dropped off this big body bag thing for you. 424 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,340 Thank you, George. 425 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,059 It's not a vibrator. It's a Vibratron. 426 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,540 I heard that. 427 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,940 Hello, Dad. 428 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,340 Um, Helen? 429 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,460 Can I get a photo of you three? 430 00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,379 - Who's the old woman? - That's Dad's husband. 431 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,179 - That's Viktor. - No. The lady in the leopard print. 432 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,339 - Oh, that's George's grandmother. - Oh! 433 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,179 So 'pansexual' doesn't mean dating old people. 434 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,299 No. Why would it mean... No! 435 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,779 - What? - Pan? 436 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:34,059 Pandora? Wasn't she some old woman? 437 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,619 - Oh. - Oh, hello. 438 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,459 Oh, what have YOU done, Roz? 439 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,099 This is magical! 440 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,299 Absolutely wonderful. Thank you. 441 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,859 - Well done. - Thank you very much. 442 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,259 Ah, and I see you've come in fancy dress again, Helen. 443 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,899 No, this is my brown suit! 444 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,539 I did what you said. I jazzed it up. I had it altered. 445 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,019 Look at me now. 446 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,659 I don't recall saying turn your suit into a mariachi band costume. 447 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,899 Oh, it's starting. It's starting. 448 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,819 - You're sitting over there, Roz. - Where? 449 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:01,099 You're not near me. 450 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,459 That's my dad, Roz. 451 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,859 Oh! That's my dad. 452 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,220 Justice Fisk! 453 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,380 Justice Fisk, what a delight to see you! 454 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:11,899 Champagne? 455 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,419 Please welcome your master of ceremonies, Mr Glenn Ridge! 456 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:18,180 Thank you very much. That's very kind of you. 457 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,939 Uh, Mr Mayor, distinguished guests, 458 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:25,699 ladies and gentlemen and friends beyond the binary, 459 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,659 I'm Glenn Ridge, and it's certainly great to be with you 460 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:30,739 as we're coming to you from the elegant La Mirage ballroom. 461 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:35,179 I think you'll agree... Yes. 462 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:38,139 I think you'll agree it's one of the most versatile function rooms 463 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,699 in outer Melbourne. 464 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,179 There's no doubt about that. 465 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:44,579 But first the award for the best wok-based takeaway. 466 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:46,699 And the nominees are... 467 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,579 ...My, My, That's Good Stir-Fry... 468 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:57,299 Congratulations to all the team at Rock Your Locks Off hair studio. 469 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,179 A very popular win, especially with the, uh, seniors, 470 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:04,379 and I do know that they do love the Pension Tuesday $60 cut and colour. 471 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,859 So well done, Antoinette. 472 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,459 Now, moving on to one of the big awards, 473 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,059 which is the Professional Services Award, 474 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:12,539 and, uh, to present this award, I'm going to hand it over 475 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,099 to one of our anonymous judging panel, 476 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,739 a man who's going to become anonymous no more. 477 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:21,139 Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome Phil Deacon? 478 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,339 Helen, look who it is! 479 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,339 I see it, George. Shoosh. 480 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,459 That's it. We're out. 481 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,339 It's the guy whose book you ripped, remember? 482 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:36,219 It might be. It might not be. I haven't got my glasses. 483 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,699 We can't tell from this distance. 484 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,819 It is. Just... just shoosh. Just shoosh. 485 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:42,979 Myself and the other judges have spent the past four weeks 486 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,739 visiting the 28 businesses 487 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,339 that nominated themselves for this award. 488 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,019 - Helen. - Shh. 489 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:52,179 - Hang on, Dad. This is our category. - Y-y-yes. Of course. 490 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,739 - I might have to leave. - No, no, no. You can't go. 491 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,619 'Cause if we lose, they're gonna fire me. 492 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,099 I need you here. I need you here. 493 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,779 - Alright. I'll stay a bit longer. - Just stay. Ok. 494 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,259 Thanks, Dad. Just sit down. 495 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:03,499 - Stop being weird. - Yes. Good idea. 496 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,059 Uh, the winner of the Professional Services Award is... 497 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:11,179 Don't make a fuss, Hels, but I think I'm having a heart attack. 498 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,659 ...Pike Probate Services. 499 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,499 Oh, God. Jesus! No, no, Dad! Dad, Dad, Dad! 500 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,139 And collecting the award... 501 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,459 - Oh, God! - Alice Pike. 502 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,980 Tony! 503 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,779 - Helen! - Yep, yep. I'm here, Dad. Yep. 504 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,219 - I cherish you, Helen. - Oh. I cherish you too, Dad. 505 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,779 - Yeah, we all cherish you. - You are cherished, my love. 506 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:34,579 - I cherish you most of all. - It's not a competition, Viktor. 507 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,620 You're over-cherishing him. 508 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:47,739 - Oh, what a night! - It really was, wasn't it? 509 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,219 All the stars were out last night. 510 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,459 Fisk! Morning. 511 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,819 - How's Dad? - Oh, better. 512 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:55,099 Out of intensive care, so that's good. Yep. 513 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,739 Thoughts and prayers. Thank you, Roz. 514 00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:59,059 - That's very comforting. - Did we send a goodie bag, Roz? 515 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,539 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, yeah. 516 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:03,059 He loved the squishy gavel. Got a photo. 517 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,819 - There we go. - Oh, that's funny. 518 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,499 And the hat. Loving it. 519 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,659 Hey, Roz, I thought about what you said, and you're right. 520 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:11,979 I don't think I'm a good fit here. 521 00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:14,899 I know how angry you guys must have been losing to Alice Pike last night. 522 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,419 Oh, not as angry as Alice Pike was when she woke up this morning 523 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,419 and saw the front cover of The Copeland Advocate. 524 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:22,339 - Have a look at that. - Ethical Business Person? What? 525 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,579 I accepted on your behalf. 526 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,099 Why? 527 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,339 Because you weren't there. 528 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:31,499 Your father had a heart attack, remember? 529 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,979 Why did I win it? 530 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:36,539 Mystery judge Phil said you were a rare fish in a world full of sharks. 531 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:39,939 He said you didn't take advantage of a potentially vulnerable client. 532 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:42,979 He cited your attention to detail and, if you can believe it, 533 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,299 your unique ability to relate to people. 534 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,380 We did have a very good chat about pants. 535 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:51,179 - Ta-da! - George! You got me a fruitcake! 536 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,099 Yep. Old lady cake, just for you, Helen. Congratulations. 537 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,699 Oh, George, I was really looking forward 538 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,179 to that gorgeous mud cake. 539 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,579 - Are you kidding? That's not cake. - No. 540 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,699 Alright. Everybody out. Celebration's over. 541 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,539 OK. I'll take the cake, but do I still have a job here? 542 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,019 Well, you did until you ruined my day. 543 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,699 I was really looking forward to the mud cake. 544 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,459 OK, it's good jokes, but do I still have... 545 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:13,419 Get out, and take your stupid block of raisins with you. 546 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:15,099 OK. 547 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:18,219 - Straight to Facebook. - Oh, you did it yourself. 548 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,859 Would love to know if I have a job or not. 549 00:25:19,860 --> 00:25:21,939 You still have a job, Helen! 550 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,700 OK. Mm-hm. 551 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,539 Here we go. 552 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,059 I'm so excited. 553 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,140 - Fingers crossed, eh, Helen? - Yeah. 554 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:34,859 Oh. 555 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:36,899 Petro, I'm sorry. 556 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,380 Georgios Papadakis is not your father. 557 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,300 Is he my half-father? 558 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:45,419 That's not a thing. 559 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,579 - Cousin? - No. 560 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:50,299 Petro, you're not related to the Papadakis family at all. 561 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,419 - But I really love those guys. - Yeah, I know. 562 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:57,220 And you can still love them. Just do it from 50 metres away. 563 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,339 Just do it from 150 metres away. 564 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:05,419 OK? 565 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:07,419 Do you want those? 566 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:08,899 Mmm. 567 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,500 I have a scrapbook. 568 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,579 Oh. 569 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,779 Roz? 570 00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:08,499 Roz, I can't turn it off.